I'm merely a horse.
Not any sort of king.
DEFIANTLY not an ICE king.

*Squee*
Sep
13th
Tue
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I shook our creator’s hand last night.

Pendleton Ward was at the restaurant again. And this time I shook his hand.
HE KNOWS OF US. 

Sep
2nd
Fri
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Aug
25th
Thu
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obstrigillate asked: Omfg. I love your poo brain background! Can you make a Jake the dog one and Finn the human!?

For your iPhone?
Or wut.

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Lady poopoo?

Lady poopoo?

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ravingbubbles-deactivated201202 asked: Lady Gaga

Here you go
image

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notadoge asked: Horse...Y U NO BLINK?

Blinking is hard when you don’t have eyelids.

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ask-the-ice-king asked: *stare*

That’s my job.
You’re the impersonator.

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drunkenfuckfest asked: how you get so poo brained?

how you get so swagged?

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mytholurgical asked: why you so cute? i don't understand how poo-brain = cute.

Maybe it’s my eyes?
I got them from my mother.